If you are a feminist, kill yourself.
this is my charming ex-boyfriend
if you are a dickhead, KILL YOURSELF
British Teenage Boys
Rest of the worlds Expectations: “your eyes are as blue as a summers sky. your lips, two blushing pilgrims. If thou will spare me some time on this tedious day, I’d love to share some tea with you.”
Reality: “nar, seriously though, you’ve got nice tits. me mams not in sunday, if ye fancy a shag come over.”
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Look at us sat having dinner with Richard Branson lols
YOLO
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